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25 Reasons I Might Not Like You

Not on the list: you drink my soda.

Not on the list: you drink my soda without permission.

I decided to look through my draft posts to see what I’ve written but never posted. This was a post I wrote on 9/4/2013. Not sure why I ordered the list in this way. I think it’s because in 2013, i did not understand how numbered lists work.

Also, the title should really be “25 Reasons I Know I Don’t Like You” but I decided not to edit. If I did, I’d have 50 more reasons I know I don’t like you. Added years have a funny way of making you dislike more people, you know? You know. 

If you’re also the type of person who doesn’t like humans who behave in an unsavory way, please leave a comment. Until then, enjoy.

The List

25) You flirted with my husband in front of me and then knowingly smirked at me.

24) You made fun of my weight.

23) There’s something about your face that just doesn’t suit my eyes.

22) The only content you post on Facebook is of your vacations.

21) You’re a humble brag and act as if the sun rises just so you can pirouette through the day.

20) I just don’t.

19) You don’t support the gays and their quest to marry.

18) You hurt animals.

17) You’re still talking about your wedding and it’s been more than two years.

16) You messed with my family.

15) You messed with my friends.

14) You skipped me in line by merging quietly.

13) You told me you don’t like my blog.

12) You got the parking spot I needed.

11) You pulled me over and gave me a ticket.

10) You don’t get me.

9) You’re lame.

8) You act like your life is perfect and you don’t have any mental health issues.

7) You have something I want and I don’t think you deserve it (Imma hater. And?)

6)  You lie.

5) You’re too honest.

4) You ignored me when I said hello/sent you that email asking for a favor.

3) You were mean to me.

2) You didn’t hold the door for me.

1) You didn’t say thank you when I held the door for you.

That’s all, folks.

not on the list: you take a picture of me during a feeding.

Not on the list: you take a picture of me during my morning feeding.

 

9 Comments on 25 Reasons I Might Not Like You

  1. Sherry
    November 16, 2015 at 7:06 pm (1 year ago)

    That is a great list!

    Reply
    • imtoofancy
      November 18, 2015 at 12:37 pm (1 year ago)

      Thank you!

      Reply
  2. Kristin
    November 16, 2015 at 11:40 pm (1 year ago)

    God I love this. I hate a lot of people but feel pressured to not admit it or talk about, so I never let it out. Your list was delightful as well! And I haven’t updated my picture either. It doesn’t actually change anything except make us feel like we’re actually doing something to help… by not doing anything at all.

    Reply
    • imtoofancy
      November 18, 2015 at 12:35 pm (1 year ago)

      To be fair, I wrote this 2 years ago and did not want to publish it because I felt the same way you do. I think you should write the list anyway, even if no one sees it. Maybe one day they will. 🙂

      Reply
  3. Charlene
    November 17, 2015 at 4:46 pm (1 year ago)

    I love the list and also your “I don’t like you” face!

    Reply
    • imtoofancy
      November 18, 2015 at 12:36 pm (1 year ago)

      You’ve seen a lot of it. Haha

      Reply
  4. Val
    November 17, 2015 at 5:00 pm (1 year ago)

    I’m sorry I took the photo of you during your morning feeding. But, now it has made it’s mark on the world. Positive thoughts! Also, I <3 this list. Can I see the other 25?

    Reply
    • imtoofancy
      November 18, 2015 at 12:36 pm (1 year ago)

      I’m working on the other 25. I feel empowered to share my dislikes with the world. Thank you for that!

      Reply
  5. Jess
    November 24, 2015 at 1:49 am (1 year ago)

    This is my favorite 🙂 and i agree with everything on the list. I too dislike humans…. oh who behave in an unsavory way. but mostly just humans. haha

    Reply

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