I love how anything Beyonce does makes news. This time she yelled for a fight to stop at the Dream Downtown at the VMA after party. The reason this is more interesting than your average fight is because, DUH! Beyonce screamed. Also because the fighters in question were P. Diddy and some guy who got too close to P. Diddy.
After it was reported in the Daily News, Gawker went and created a one-act play with all of the characters involved in the scuffle. They really did a great job of making the entire fight come alive. It’s quite charming.
Sean John Combs, a wealthy rapper, record producer, and the United States brand ambassador to Cîroc vodka.
Cassie Ventura, his girlfriend, a former dELiA*s model.
Jay-Z, his friend, a famous rapper and entrepreneur.
Beyoncé, Jay-Z’s wife.
J. Cole, a rapper.
Jamie Foxx, Pharrell, Will.i.am, Russell Simmons, Busta Rhymes, Bodyguard of Busta Rhymes, party guests.
SCENE: Manhattan. The Ph-D rooftop lounge at the Dream Downtown hotel. A party is being held to mark the occasion of the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards. Many stars of videos are in attendance, and everyone smells good. SEAN JOHN COMBS and CASSIE VENTURA dance. VENTURA whips her sleek black hair over her bare shoulders and draws invisible hearts in the air above her head. COMBS mostly nods at VENTURA and at the room in general. He thinks about the 1970s, because he is 43.
Go on over to Gawker to read the entire play. It will be the best wasted minute of your day.