The Pope is a badass. Thinks Catholics are too obsessed with the gays and contraception. Catholics Owned.
Jenny Lawson bought a bear head and did with it what I would do with it. I’m so jealous of her bear head.
SoleRX is exactly what it sounds like.
Dating in Brooklyn is difficult because Brooklyn women are picky. I suspect it’s because Brooklyn guys are lame and too busy up keeping their hipster mustaches to know how to wow a lady.
I love this story. Russell Simmons and his girlfriend launch a military-style operation to get their missing dog back. Success!
This is one of the most pointless articles I’ve ever read.
Driver rigs a toy cow to MOO every time he passes an EZPass sensor in Manhattan. They’re following us.
A brawl broke out at an Eagles game in Philadelphia. Because Philadelphia Eagle fans are barbarians.
This is so LOL.