Dear Lady Gaga,
I am so impressed with your grand level of creativity. Wearing a colorful face in public to promote your song? Two steps beyond brilliant. It will go down in history as one of the most creative things you’ve ever done. Scratch that. It will go down in history as one of the most creative things anyone has ever done.
Your face is a canvas of creativity, this much is clear. I also dig your outfit. You look peaceful yet angsty – a perfect balance for the creative person. I like that you’re wearing black. Most people wear white to show how deep and creative they are but not you. You reinvented the wheel with your majestic outfit and I am impressed.
I also really like your lyrical video. I’ve never seen anyone do something like this. You’re just so…original and creative.
Bravo. I hope to one day meet you and share oxygen with you. My hope is that you may sneeze some creativity upon me. Fingers crossed!